Jared the Barbarian

[kassidy62]

I've heard rumors that Jared is in the running to play CONAN. And I saw an article last night and I'm suddenly thinking of how Jared's hair hasn't been cut ONCE this season and I'm going OMG, Jared is Conan and the universe surely HATES me because I might have a whole movie of shirtless SWEATY Jared in a loincloth and I won't be able to watch it without CRINGING or turning the sound down. And to top it off I suspect  fortytricks  is making fun of me because of it.

Wah!

You think he'll have sex in it?

Just asking. I thought not.

Comments

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

I had heard Conan was being considered for Jason Momoa, but I hadn't heard the Jared rumor ;)

[laceymcbain.livejournal.com]

Jason Mamoa would rock. I can't quite picture Jared as Conan ...! I'm giggling every time I imagine him delivering Arnold's lines with Austrian accent. LOL.

[kassidy62.livejournal.com]

it boggles, doesn't it? I'm trying to imagine a way they might NOT make me giggle - maybe I'm being (I hope) short-sighted, but yeah, I keep thinking of him swinging a sword and grunting, looking ferocious:)

[kassidy62.livejournal.com]

it's been going around for months, but I dismissed it. Then here it comes again via that article and I just can't imagine...well, there are certain things I can imagine;)

[nachekana.livejournal.com]

I.... can't really picture him (even if he has the right body). I would expect Conan to make the puppy!face at some point, and, yeah, not happening.

[kassidy62.livejournal.com]

puppy!Conan, ahaha

[true-brit.livejournal.com]

Turning the sound down sounds like a perfect plan because... well, Jared, sweat and loincloths? I'm so there!

[kassidy62.livejournal.com]

Hoh mygod, you're right. I feel better, thanks for the visual:)

[true-brit.livejournal.com]

On the other, the role of Spiderman is up for grabs now, too.
I could probably handle seeing JP in Spandex if there's no bare skin option offered ;-)

[simonesa.livejournal.com]

I am with you cringing. I would definitely need to mute the sound. OMG! So embarassing. I think I might be better looking at a slide show of the movie. ;)

[blackjedii.livejournal.com]

I'd pay money for it.

Especially if there is gratuitous blood and/or swordfights. Mostly blood.

[kassidy62.livejournal.com]

hee, I like the way you think!

[tipitiwitchet.livejournal.com]

Ya think?

;)

[kassidy62.livejournal.com]

I am so tortured and you smirk at me, damn you. It's Jared for God's sake!