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[kassidy62]

The mod at strangefandom has posted a change in rules and regs: you can now post up your synopsis at your LJ, remaining anonymous only within the comm. I've done a stranger to the fandom synopsis for Stargate SG1 based on three vids I watched for the fandom. I have no other experience with the fandom and in short am totally clueless. Fans of the show are going to be knocking me 'round the head and shoulders, most likely. I'll post it up on the day that the comm posts the Stargate category. 

Today, however, is the day Dante's Cove is featured - the comm took my suggestion for this bizarre and completely cracktastic hot hot hot (full frontal) fandom from cable's here! gay network. I'm the grokker for the fandom, so I wrote up the summary, following the comm's guidelines, as to what the hell this fandom is all about, which can then be compared with the strangers synopses as to what they think the show is about based soley on this vid (called Sugar Pie Honey Bunch - a funny vid that I really really like):  http://suzvoy.livejournal.com/1847230.html

official site 
POSSESSED AND UNDRESSED: http://dantescove.com/

And here's the grok summary - come see what the strangers in a strange fandom have to say, too, at strangefandom :)

The year is 1840 and the place is Dante's Cove, on a small island. Genre for this show? Ha! Part speculative/horror, part Beach Blanket Bingo, and all camp.

 

Grace happens upon her fiancé Ambrosius getting porked by his beloved butler or valet, whatever. Grace, being a witch (who practices something called Tresum), fries the butler or valet, whatever, with her flaming red eyes, throws Ambrosius down into the basement and locks him there. Turns him into an old man, cursed to remain there for eternity unless he gets a young man to kiss him and so set him free.

 

Present day Laguna Beach: Kevin moves to Dante's Cove to be with his boyfriend, Toby, who lives at the Hotel Dante. Kev goes down to the basement and Ambrosius gets his kiss and turns back to teh pretty.   Ambrosius bleeds Kev for fun and then Kev fucks him blind, all in a fugue state. Kev has to go to the hospital thanks to Ambro asshole having made him cut himself.

 

The naked butt scene at the lighthouse: Ambrosius summons Kev for some more fucking. Kev goes back to hospital afterwards, and Grace boils his ass for his trouble. So he's ded.

 

Until Ambrosius visits the hospital and kisses him back to life, naturally. He'd been passing all those years in the basement by learning the craft of Tresum. Never mind how, that's Season 2.

 

There's a quick scene of children in distress in the video: they're a couple of ghost kids haunting the Dante after being flash-fried at the house in the 1950s.

 

Quick scene of Great Boy Happiness in the vid: that's our Ross and Rachel, aka Toby and Kevin, having sex in the pool.

 

Then Ambrosius, having decided Kevin is his Best Beloved For All Eternity, goes to the hotel to kill his competition, Toby, but the ghost children dissuade him. He attempts to kill Toby several more times; Grace taunts Ambrosius several more times. Ambrosius bangs Cory, a fellow he's bespelled, and imagines he's banging Kevin (as we see in the mirror).

 

It's all good.

 

The end.



 

Comments

[tipitiwitchet.livejournal.com]

Love your summary.
Miss you, babes. Lots.

[kassidy62.livejournal.com]

I miss you tons and tons and TONS. Cannot WAIT to see you. Kissy kissy kiss! Will be home by Sunday latest.
Just wait till you see my stupidest SG synopsis.