What the Hell?

My friend sent me this a few minutes ago. I beg you, tell me what that is in the area of what would be Starsky's lap (if he were sitting). I have a fever, I'm delusional. Please put my mind at rest. It's a wallet, right? Or or or... help!!!

I DON'T want to end up as a horny old lady with nothing better than to imagine penises sprouting everywhere I look. Do I?