And now, a pleasant, non-bitchin' update

[kassidy62]

Big 'L' on my forehead. LOSER LOSER. God. We went to FLA, right? Before we went, we had the oil changed in the van. When the van came back, it sounded... different. Running rough. Took it back to be serviced. The motor mounts were busted, 2 of them. $577. Went to FLA, something still definitely wrong with the van. We took it to a mechanic there, and he said it would make it home. It made it home. Transmission had to be rebuilt. $2,142.00. My husband's car has some big problem that he has to fix, but he knew about it. Let's not go there. Yesterday some pump blew on his car. It's connected to the timing chain, maybe, or something nuts. Hell I don't know. $277.00. Weedeater (new, about 2 months old) wasn't working. I couldn't find the receipt. Took it in to have it repaired. Was relieved that it cost me only $21.65. Yeah no wonder, IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK! Dryer went on the fucking fritz, too. Best Buy: "the model you're wanting to purchase is on back-order. Won't be available until 09/05." I suggest they take their damned machine off the floor, because really, it's not buyable at this point. Or put up a sign: on back-order. The manager gets snooty with me. "Whirlpool pays us to keep their models out on the floor". Oh thank you, Corporate Ass Kisser, Let Me Prostrate Myself Before the Holy God of Best Buydom. I shove my fist up his ass, and pull out his intestines in bloody strings.
Okay, I didn't do that.
I am the BIGGEST LOSER in the world when it comes to mechanical things. My brain waves rust the innards out of them. Is it possible to want to kill oneself over machinery? I am desperately furious. It's the little things that make you insane. You doubt me, rent "Falling Down". I think I'll watch that soon, chase it with "Natural Born Killers" and then bash my head in with a hammer.
Gah.
I am going to live forever and make everyone around me suffer. I just know it.

Comments

[pheral.livejournal.com]

lmao, you poor poor thing.

I am going to live forever and make everyone around me suffer. I just know it.

hell, i sure hope so. :P

[kassidy62.livejournal.com]

We've already had Tennessee in the news lately, with the con escaping jail with his wife and murdering the prison guard. Maybe I'll make sure the spotlight stays on us for awhile. Maybe kill a co-worker. I know just the one, too.
At least somebody loves me. Pheral shmeral. Hug hug hug you.
Wait.
Hug hug again.

[pheral.livejournal.com]

::wriggle wriggle wriggle squirm:: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!