Shit, sweetie, you do nothing by halves, do you? Wow.
(And no, you *can't* touch my laptop. Kindly avoid even looking in my general direction, pls) ;)

Seriously, that royally sucks. I use google docs as a secondary home for my fics, and try to backup the laptop files to flash drive regularly. Emailing to yourself is good too; whatever you remember to do is what will work best.