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An actor over at acx is reading my "Beneath the Neon Moon" book for an audio production. And I? Am a preteen. As I just wrote [livejournal.com profile] tipitiwitchet, "omg, i just giggled wildly out loud at 12 am in the kitchen because he read 'precome' - fucking help me Obiwan"

It's not him, it's me, and that's the truth. He seems a lovely fellow, but I am having trouble having an actor read my stuff--embarrassed to bits, positively squirming at times to listen through the chapters. I wrote this for God's sake! I know what's coming. He gets the romanticism and warmth growing between the characters in the midst of their fear, and I'm glad he does, but I'm spending a lot of my time clinging to a wall or hiding my head or or--

it reminds me of once when a guy friend had me read his attempt at writing sex. Not bad at all, but I still had my hand over my mouth reading it, and I managed a coherent response, nay, a mature response, but inside? I remember I once LEFT THE ROOM in the middle of composing my email back to him. I had to have a break from writing an email because I was squirming inside. Wtf?
kassidy62: (objectify by giggling cat)
So some idjut hit my PARKED van on the street in front of the house. The guy was trying to take off and this little guy across the street steps out into the road and says, "You're not going anywhere." He's like, 10 years old, though big for his age. It was dangerous, all right, but I can't help but say - wasn't he brave? My husband gets out first and Nathan was still standing in the middle of the road. I think he needs some ice cream or something! Turns out the fellow who hit my car DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE.

It wasn't exactly drivable afterward, and due to our current situation, it HAS to be if at all possible, but we know someone who was able to bang out the fender on the back left so that it didn't touch the back wheel anymore. The turn signal didn't work but suddenly today it started working!

ALSO: I was trying to write something for a pain/pleasure anthology. I need more porn!fu - what the hell am I so delicate about? Blech. I gotta say, [livejournal.com profile] lazy_daze  has enough porn fu for maybe 50 people. She should give me some. I mean it. Or I'll take some from [livejournal.com profile] deirdre_c . Yeah. Just hand it over.

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